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Brendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish Hooks

Cathargia

Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.

-Brenden Marshall

Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path

Roxas and Desert's Adventure with CleverBotUser: POKEMON.

Cleverbot: Haven't caught any, yet.

User: How long is it?

Cleverbot: Not too long.

User: How long is your keyblade?

Cleverbot: Like my c4zz0.

User: Do I need an adult?

Cleverbot: YOU tell ME.

User: How old is Cheesey Butter?

Cleverbot: No, Jabber. Answer my question.

User: Cuddling buttcheeks?

Cleverbot: Cuddling?

User: Who is Cloud Strife?

Cleverbot: I don't know that either.

User: Are you really clever?

Cleverbot: Not much. I got 73% on my maths exam.

User: Can you Lick you weenis?

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You have a weenis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How long is your face?

Cleverbot: Long.

User: What size is

Cliched Female Characters in Fiction [WARNING SARCASM]

#1: The only jobs for females are the love interest, sidekick, mother, healer, strategist, (not a very good or active one) or damsel in distress

#2: Only one girl is allowed on a hero’s team or crime-fighting organization. Adding another or more female members would exceed the limit

#3: If a female wants to defeat a bad guy, she MUST have a male (or the main male character) to tag along with her

#4: If she decides to fight the bad guy herself, she’ll only get pummeled in a matter of seconds and will get held captive only for her male comrades to save her ass

#5: No matter how strong a female is, or how s

Business DayIt was a clear blue sky morning. The sun was brightening the sky like a lamp does to a dark room. The waves were clam, and the water was a bright blue color. The beach was practically deserted. It was a perfect time to take care of some business.
Jane: “Another day, another dollar”
Then she puts on her ear piece
Jane: John, you’re there?
John: Yeah sis, here is the mission; the boss wants you to take out the blue haired man and bring him to the boss, and then we get our money.
Jane: Wouldn’t it be simpler to just kill him?
John: Do not kill him. The boss wants him alive.
Jane rolled her eyes: Fine, I guess I’l

Wicked So, it looks like everyone is having a wonderful time. Hi, good to see you. Very nice to meet you. Hi there, I’m Robin, here’s my card. Let’s go to lunch sometime. Ah, and here’s the birthday girl, surrounded by all of these gifts and her good little friends. Oh and here’s King Eric and Queen Ariel. You certainly invited a great number of people, but somehow you seemed to have overlooked the one person who could have been your most delightful guest. Oh, no, no, don’t apologize. My feelings are hurt, yes, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t brought along a special gift for the princess. A brand

Origins Chapter 2 page 13

Sam: “Wow.” Diggs looks at Sam and sees her grinning widely. Diggs: “… Want to hold it?” Sam: “DO I!” Diggs hands Sam the blade carefully Diggs: “Just be careful with it, okay?” A small gust of wind picks up, and the sword seems to hum. Sam gawks at the sword, surprised by its sound. Diggs: “What is it?” Sam: “It… sounded like it was saying something.” Diggs: “You sure? It could just be the wind.” Sam looks back at the sword, concentrating on it. She sees a reflection; but it is not hers. Envy is there in her place. She drops the sword on the gro

Just a little rantBrains!

"Brains!" This is one of the things people have associated with Zombies. While it may be funny on a tee shirt or a button on one’s backpack. Zombies do not distinguish between brains and flesh. Whenever I hear someone making the joke of Zombies eat brains, I suddenly know that I am the wiser in the group. I chose to keep my silence but not anymore. We have seen Zombies feasting on flesh ever since White Zombie was released in 1932. Everyone remembers that moment in Night of the Living Dead, seeing that young girl with her back to the camera. Hearing her feeding noises and then when she turns to see she has been feasting on a hu

Just an average conversationThis is the conversation I had with my science teacher today...

*teacher plays music while we work*

Me: THIS IS MAH JAYUM *starts dancing*

Teacher: XD

Me: Is this your jam too???

Teacher: haha.. suuuree

Me: OHMIGOD HASHTAG, TWINNING

mmdhigh charapter 7 : the end mmdhigh charapter 7 : the end of the arena

arrow shouts at tech that he forgot to arm the bomb. tech looks confused at arrow and sais: "How could you forget a thing like that, well there is only one way to arm it arrow"

arrow understood what tech ment with that and rushes to the commet.

meanwhile at the gladiator blocks

shit pyror sais, his body is bleeding of the blades electro shot at him. electro laughs and looks with hate in his eyes at pyror. pyror sees no way out, his only hope is for somebody to come and safe him. electro takes one of the blades that is stuck in the ground, he spins it around and holds it above his head ready to de

Response What Makes Alicorns ImortalOk, Immortal implies they can’t die, not buying that, even though death in general is dodged a lot by the show.
I’m going with alicorns can be born (or created) age to a certain point, and then simply stop aging.

I’m perfectly willing to incorporate, “the level theory” based on the fact that there’s a whole separate alicorn animation model. Which gives us Simple ponies (Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth Pony), Intermediates (Twilight, Cadence),and Advanced (Celestia and Luna).
Luna can apparently shift form at will which might indicate that once aged to aforementioned point, control of apparent age or just form all tog

monster unleashed 1(XFW arena)
JB:Guys, leave me alone.
Red:what's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
Jack:Nice one, red.
JB:Just leave me alone. You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Red

o-oo. I'm so scared.
*JB's eyes turn red*
Me:Yo! You two, go to your match.
*red and Jack go to the ring for their match*
Me:you okay?
JB:N..noooo.
Me: well, if you can compete tonight, go.
*JB walks toward the ring*

Meme-Raven1. What's your full first name?
Raven.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
I have a general idea.

3. Are you single or taken?
single.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Lots. My powers are too layered to describe. But the basic is a telepathic mind.

5. Stop being a Mary-sue.
...

6. Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I do not pick fights off the street. But, yes.

7. Oh? How about pets?
No.

8. Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Pointless things. My father for example.

9. Something that you do like?
The color blue.

10. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like t

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by ~moniek-kuuper, May 2, 2011, 3:12:13 AM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Monologues & Solioquies / Comedy

Stadsman: Hallo ik wil u iets vragen.
Boer: Goat oew gang.
Stadsman: Zou u mij een beetje Achterhoeks kunnen leren?
Boer: Natuulk, wat wul ie wetn?
Stadsman:Nou, wat zeggen jullie tegen wij?
Boer: Wie zegt wulle
Stadsman: En wat zeggen jullie tegen jullie?
Boer: Wie zegt uulle
Stadsman: En wat zeggen jullie tegen een tractor?
Boer: Teeng n' trekker? Teeng trekker zegt wie niks.

Alles Platby ~moniek-kuuper

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Een kleine monoloog dat ik gemaakt heb, gebaseerd op een stuk van de Höllenboer

Een stadsman wil wat Achterhoeks, wat wij 'plat' noemen, leren van een boer. En de boer doet het met plezier.

Natuulijk is het dialect waar ik vandaan kom anders als het dialect in Twente, dus het kan zijn dat de spelling iets van je eigen dialect afwijkt.

Höllenboer kennen we natuurlij kvan het liedje 'Het Busje Komt Zo.'

Fun fact: de chauffeur die de bus bestuurdt is een neef van mijn opa

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A little monolique that i made, based on a piece of the Höllenboer.

A man from the city would like to learns some Achterhoeks, a dialect in the Netherlands, from a local farmer. And the farmer is pleased to help him with it.